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There's not much to know about me, to be quite honest. My name's Alexandra, I'm 17, and I live inside a blanket cocoon.
nowyoukno:

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thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one
  • DC:Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel:YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC:We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel:HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC:The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel:DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC:After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel:PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC:We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel:NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC:We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel:NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC:We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel:FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC:Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel:NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC:Wait-
  • Marvel:NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC:I didn't-
  • Marvel:NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel:TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel:PEACE

ladybrun:

Hey remember all those Pakistani children saying they were afraid to go to school because they feared being attacked by US drone strikes? no? you only know about Malala Yousafzai? because she was attacked by the Taliban instead of your taxes? oh, okay. 

aerienette:

Colored tree ♡ on We Heart It.

kittenquartz:

redbabyearth:

wiitch-craft:

free-vibin:

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

maybe humans are good for some things

this stuff makes me so happy 

the way the mother looks back at the end 

aw i got chills.

that first gif makes me want to cry

(Source: sizvideos)

doctorgaylove:

Homophobes who say “but the gay lifestyle leads to depression and higher risks of suicide”.

Like really? And why is that? Whose fault do you think that is?

onedollarmahh:

hero-honeylemon:

royalturkeyz:

setting realistic goals for my future

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And he fucking gets his castle

Unlike Hans

OHHHHH OH OHHH OHHHHH

(Source: pandoricaponds)

bisexualbandbabe:

The fabulous Jeffree Star; photo credit to elmakias :)

boychic:

"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin

chanel-smokes:

"I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"

super-who-lockian:

If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit

they’re fucking awesome

this one thing here

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can be made into:

different variations of fries

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regular,

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curly,

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waffle.

It can be made into chips

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or ruffly 

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you can make hashbrowns with it

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even a salad

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add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes

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you can have it sliced and diced

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or baked

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you can make tater tots

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hell you can even eat the skin

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or just have little potato nuggets

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thank u potatoes

potatoes are life

(Source: stoner-dad)

havea-nicedaze:

c0urtneys:

b0mbb:

wall-flawer:

rip-aaliyah:

man, i don’t think i’ll ever get over this picture. 

Someone please make this a gif with the stars moving or sparkling!!

Oh my gosh this is amazing

wow

No one realizes that this is what the sky is supposed to look like but we fucked it up congrats earth
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  • mom:it's july
  • me:
  • me:halloween is coming soon
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